ryan, the resident nerd, and his colorful vocabulary.
there are a lot of serial killers outside and they sound like little girls being attacked by geese wtf shut up im trying to sleep here
THERE ARE GEESE OUTSIDE HOLY SHIT I MEAN GEESE WHO SOUND LIKE LITTLE GIRLS BEING ATTACKED BY SERIAL KILLERS I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP BADLY
THIS IS THE PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work
IT’S TURNING ON
IT’S IN MINT CONDITION.
THE SPEAKERS WORK, THE HEADPHONE JACK WORKS, THERE’S NO CRACKS